Ambulances On Hand For Middle-Aged Touch Football Game

by David Erickson on June 17, 2012

in Humor

Hilarious! From The Onion via Ned “The Hand.”

Anticipating the very likely need for rapid medical evacuation, a fleet of ambulances from several regional hospitals took up positions Saturday at the edge of Fairview Park, where a group of 41-year-old former college friends had gathered for a casual game of touch football.

EMT crews wasted no time readying an extensive supply of ice packs, neoprene wraps, and transport gurneys while the men, most of whom had played often in their teens and early 20s and not a single time since, split into teams and agreed on the location of the end zones. Read the rest at The Onion.

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